The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

To have an amazing face

Phil Jones is Phil Jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.