A highly irritating 'musician' Once with the hooror of Genesis and later all manner of hell in a solo career.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Hey, would you like to listen to 'No jacket required' by Phil collins?
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
by mr_Rodan October 29, 2006
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Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.
by Phil (my name really is Phil) July 15, 2006
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A small, angry, British performer who merely acts out songs developed in a studio by a group of producers. Occasionally, Collins will pay his agents to spread news about charity donations and civic contributions...none of which were dealt with willingly or directly by Collins. The only motive for which is the ensurance of continuation of record sales and passable public image to dilute the reality of his unabashedly self-centered, ill-willed, simply perverse ways, not to mention his utter lack of musical ability.
Do you listen to Phil Collins?
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
by sacko October 03, 2007
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A very successful British drummer. Sadly, despite what people may tell you, he cannot sing and relies on electronic music devices to make his music sound good.
Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that.
Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed.
On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice.
Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song.
But once again, he is a great drummer...
Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed.
On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice.
Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song.
But once again, he is a great drummer...
by 010101_bot July 22, 2005
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Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?
by Rx January 24, 2005
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Man. How he is hated on. He is playing my city tonight. I can hear each song. If there is a musical bourgoisie it sure is against anything remotely Collinsish.
Give that man a break. He deserves credit for writing tunes no matter if you like them or not. He loves Motown just like you. And he's a fucking drummer.
Give that man a break. He deserves credit for writing tunes no matter if you like them or not. He loves Motown just like you. And he's a fucking drummer.
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I never liked Phil Collins. But he sure knew how to write tunes. Respect to that.
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I never liked Phil Collins. But he sure knew how to write tunes. Respect to that.
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