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The type of guy to probably like Star Wars and be ginger or something. He kind of looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi, and spends his lonely nights listening to screamo metal because it speaks to his soul. Or the Kirby soundtrack, who cares. Genuine, but also rude, a Phethean states his opinion and will make passive-aggressive statements at whoever tries to oppose him.
by gollygeemanlikedudeomg May 12, 2017
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015