Urban Dictionary: Phelping

Top definition

-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.

by Stephen Kendall February 04, 2009

May 2 Word of the Day

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

by finesseeeee March 01, 2019

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday February 18, 2011

1. swimming vigorously.
2. swimming laps in a pool with 8 gold metals on your neck.

the surfer was phelping away from the shark on the beach.

by justin mayer August 29, 2008

ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping

by Jackajackajacka March 23, 2021

Just like Micheal Phelps in training: The act of consuming copious amounts of calories in a day.

OMG...I feel so sick! I was Phelping at the State Fair yesterday.

by bpholein1 November 26, 2017