The monthly holiday that celebrates 5 hours of cell phone battery life that shouldn't have been. it is celebrated on the 3rd of every month at 5:12 PM (celebrated when my phone finally died.)

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)