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1. A white, middle class Canadian kid who grows up listening to rap music and thinking they're a thug. See wigger.

2. An extremely cowardly act. To run from trouble.
1) Man that kid was such a Phatzane.

2) So instead of meeting me like a man, he Phatzaned.
by Rupertd September 30, 2006
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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