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The subconscious fear that all the mushrooms in your salad are the cold, clammy, severed phalluses from the seven dwarfs after Snow White voted for Hillary Clinton, saw Wonder Woman, and went under hypnosis for false memory therapy (see the McMartin Cases).
Gordon Ramsay: This is my best spinach salad with mushrooms
Carson Kressley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I have Phalicfungophobia!!!!
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by HearMyName July 07, 2018
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