a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.
by SO Horny, need sex December 16, 2008
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Phalange is the upper class synonym of bussin.
What you would say if something was really good.
tay- i didnt know yo mama could cook this good!

jj- yea her food is so phalange
by frasey July 25, 2021
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The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.
"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"
by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018
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To sexually arose with the use of ones fingers. To finger bang during foreplay.
My girlfriend gets really turned on when I phalange tickle her pussy.
by 90Bella January 02, 2021
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when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr May 09, 2012
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