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(fale*gaz*um)
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking
"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."

"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"
by Raymond Dyrimm January 24, 2008
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to tell someone to calm down and relax.
"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004
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