Peya is just a great dude with everything going for him. He has luxurious long black hair and the cutest glasses you'll ever see. His smile lights up the room and his laugh is enough to make the hardest people smile. All of the girls immediately fall for him, and he can hardly keep them off him. Be careful, though; Peya is a player and knows how to play with your heart. Try not to fall for him too fast.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.