A name for a boyfriend, who mutates into an ant larvae and than back into a human in the blink of an eye. Sometimes, though he gets caught inbetween his human and larvae stages, and you have to call out "PEWPEE PEWPEE PEWPEE," before he goes back into human form.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.