A nasty smelling fart someone turns loose of in church, but won't own up to, and totally goes against going to church in the first place.
Martha: "Pssst! Marvin, did you just fart?"
Marvin: "You know me better than that! There's no way I'd let a pew fart in church."
Marvin: "You know me better than that! There's no way I'd let a pew fart in church."
by Chili2 October 16, 2016