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Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams
If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
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What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.
Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.
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