The best last name ever. Extremely Better than Diesso. The people with the last name Petre are obviously insanely athletic and are dumb rich.

A girl with a buzz saw for a vagina

To completely dominate anything. To COMPLETELY OWN

Petr likes banana monke likes banana petr also likes kiras stando albino rato.

A universal insult originated from the Greek singer Thanos Petrelis mean an amount of things including fugly, stupid, overweight etc.
Can be used in any context.

being cheap for the sake of driving someone else crazy.

used in reference to a sexual pass on a member of the opposite sex that is definately of illegal age