A very nice man who drives a van and if he says he has smarties in there say yes please! If he takes you home and chains you to his bed its coz he loves you:)Not be confused with a Pedophile.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.