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French Language
Verb
1. To loosen someone's brown iris by penetration on an unwilling subject.
2. To defecate a large enough log as to permanently loosen one's anal aperture.
1. Flavio D'astous est sorti de prison et a réussi à s'en sortir sans se faire petlousser.
2. Ouf! J'aurais dû boire de la draft hier, j'me serait pas petlousser comme ça à matin.
by Les Kwikwis June 26, 2014
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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