Got fucking scammed

Peter is a boy who is hella cute. All you want is him and everything he has. He has dirty blonde hair and a smile that lights up the world. Every girl falls in love with him, but he keeps his heart set on one girl. No matter how he's feeling he's always laughing over nothing. If you have a friend Peter, he's a keeper🥰

English Slang for large phallus. French slang for a fart.

A person named Peter has a huge dong. As a result of knowing that they have a King Kong dong they walk around with a confidence that everyone envies. Women want him, men want to be him or kill him.

Peter’s are attracted to Sonya’s. There is a weird undeniable chemistry, but watch out! Sonya’s are fiesty and hard to read. If a Sonya happens to be a Latina, never ever allow them to date. They have a poison that can at worst, kill a Peter, and at best cause their penis to fall off.

Whenever in the company if a Peter, worship him and feel lucky to be in his orbit.

a man above all men, not only is he incredibly handsome but he is very strong and kind he expresses love to all but most importantly... he has the largest most gargantuas cock imaginable... like seriously huge, he has veins the width of fingers and the girth is mind boggling. and don't even get my started on his balls!

Peter is a swell guy, makes you laugh as well as want to stick your head in a bowl of cement

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he makes me think of chicken... it's funny

The kind of guy who can pull in a Wetherspoons.