Always saying never mind when he’s trying to say something but to shy to really say it

Peter is usually a guy who is very good looking, athletic, and smart. He always acts like he doesn't think he's anything special, but he usually is. He loves to show off in front of people he cares about. Also the greatest boyfriend you could ever have. He is loving and good looking. Peters are very smart, they just don't always use their brain all the time. They are very good at sports. Don't ever lose a Peter, because you will regret it!

Peter's typically have a non-motivating nature when it comes to activities or careers paths that don't interest them; a lot like small talk.

Peter's are surprisingly the most loyal and reliable people, especially to their partners (who are normally their creative muse) Devoted and loving to one partner their whole life.

He can stress excessively but at the same time can be the most chilled guy you've ever met.

They love their own company but you can never truly tell as they have a charming aurora enticing others to want to be around them more, resulting into mental exhaustion for a Peter.

A vampire

Another name for the meatus, or dick hole, that is very crusty

The act of Pulling a Peter is accidentally spilling a beverage on oneself in an event such as a school dance.

A small friendly piece of poo that lives on the head of a mediocre tit called Joe.