Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.

A pile of dust

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.

Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?

He's definitely not Spider-Man.