To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"

"just tell us it now"

"well i just peted myself"
by anonymous12345!!!!! June 29, 2009
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adj: the act of thrust fucking anything that moves with a large enough hole
Did you see that guy Pete?!

Man that guy needs to stop peteing
by herblax11 March 15, 2009
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great live action nickelodeon tv show from the 90s about 2 brothers named pete . hillarious stars michael marona and danny tamberelli
The Adventures of Pete and Pete is so fucking awesome, go watch some episode on google video and youtube.
by IamElSage August 01, 2006
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1) when someone comes to a new school and immediately starts wrapping all the girls and guys around his finger
1) omfg this guy is pete-ing all the chicks. He just stole my girlfriend!!!
by KDAWWWWGGGGGG August 26, 2010
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Pete is a knob, usually born in September, they rarely treat their wife/partners on Valentine’s Day. Nevertheless, he is a good bloke but has areas for improvement
Pete, bit of a knob but okay to have a pint with
by Petebirks February 09, 2020
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Nicotine addict.

Hits vapes constantly and also fiends burgers such as the Beefy Pete.
Yo Pete, pass me the vape g you've been hitting it for 20 minutes.
by zongcunt June 10, 2019
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A male whom decides when and where to show affection and when to give response to those who try hard for him. He will never understand what it is to be a decent human being. He is an absolute twat and asswipe. A potential abuser and manipulator. Avoid at all costs.
Ugh! He’s being such a Pete! I need to get out of this relationship!
by Babyfawn November 21, 2019
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