disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.
i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!
by bobtheta May 02, 2008
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Pete is a funny person, usually and Grandpop, that is always making smart remarks like he is cool. Pete, also known as Peter, is very racist, and loves to say the word bitches when pulling up to the Mall. He loves to cook and make fun of Asians.
Pete was talking about the smell of the Negroes today.
by Geoleo123 May 30, 2011
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to throw up all over yourself in front of everyone after having only one sip of beer.
after john peted himself at the party, he ran home crying.
by jillybeans April 01, 2007
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its a friendly name that you can call anyone. if you see someone just say hey pete and nod and it is cool.
G''day pete
by p.lane388141 September 05, 2019
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A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.
Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete

Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN

Example 2.

Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?

Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
by BlisterPlasterWoooah January 17, 2011
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(v.)
1. the need to pee and eat.
2. an urge to eat and also use the toilet.
Man... I really need to pete
or past tense: I'm so glad I finally pate
by Alison and Justine July 12, 2008
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