Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!
by Pleidese February 05, 2020
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An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.
After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.
by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020
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When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.
Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law
by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 02, 2017
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Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin
Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.
by Tim Pool April 09, 2021
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Pete’s type is a girl that likes Pete. Or to expand it could be a girl that might like Pete.

It therefore could be used in a derogatory way towards girls that are not ‘fortunate’ looking as they could be ‘Pete’s type’

It could also be aimed at rather over weight girls that may of course be looking for a Pete and again therefore ‘Pete’s type’
Bubble's from Little Britain is definitely Pete's Type.
by Bubble love June 10, 2011
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An amazing cup with a hat most likely, inside the cup are an assortments of random junk, like a fiddle. It will have the name pete branded on the bottom, if not, it is not a pete the cup.
by _Blu_ May 27, 2021
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