A person who asks a very obvious or stupid question
Does Messi play soccer?no pete he plays netball with his feet
by Weaklike7days June 24, 2017
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Pete is a self described expert in any field that revels in expounding facts and anecdotes in his or her's cheosen field.
"I went car shopping and i brought my pete to make sure i got a good deal."
by Bjv1990 March 28, 2018
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A roommate who has homosexual tendancies. Often makes jokes referencing someone elses penis in his mouth, and also is a Ohio State fan. Some what of a homosexual vocal diarhea.
Person 1: Hey, what's up man?

Pete: Not much, just been sucking dick for breakfast.

After "Pete" leaves

Person 2: Man, he can't be anymore "Pete"
by TXCowboy November 12, 2010
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A Pete or Peter is one who drifts through life as a weed smoking, white hillbilly from the mid-west region in the United States. Generally a Pete also enjoys the cheapest most offending smelling cigarettes he can find in foreign countries to ensure he has in fact the foulest breath possible. A Pete will generally consume high volumes of chocolate milk and various forms of candy from sunrise to sunset. Also a Pete has no disregard when offending others with his body odor and various other stinks.
Jake came over to the house the other night and acted like such a Pete when he started blazing his joints in the house.
by notstinkycat March 30, 2011
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a skater kid who loves porn, also has blonde hair and brags about girls, he also has a so called xbox used off ebay,
damn , that guy has a xbox from ebay and skates , he must be a pete,,,
by tim pownall January 28, 2008
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Dude: Hey I know it's finals season but do you ya'll wanna get together and run an event for 100s of people and have balloons and ice cream and music and a ferris wheel and unicorn rides?
Me: Dude, stop being such a Pete.
by tingting7 April 08, 2017
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A person that has reached his limit when it comes to people telling him to repost stuff on Facebook. As in: I'm really tired of having to Pete stuff on my status page.
I'm really tired of having to Pete stuff on my status page.
by Dicky Little February 02, 2010
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