Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete
Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN
Example 2.
Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?
Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete
Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN
Example 2.
Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?
Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
by BlisterPlasterWoooah January 17, 2011
a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.
by kidfromAZ November 21, 2010
Past Tense:
Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.
Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.
Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
by i wear glasses cause im "weak" April 05, 2009
a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him
by Abraham Lincoln1 September 24, 2010
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"
"just tell us it now"
"well i just peted myself"
"just tell us it now"
"well i just peted myself"
by anonymous12345!!!!! June 29, 2009
by herblax11 March 15, 2009