A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.
Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete

Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN

Example 2.

Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?

Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
by BlisterPlasterWoooah January 17, 2011
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a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.
Damn, that kid is so hot, and to top it off he has an Australian accent. He must be a Pete!
by kidfromAZ November 21, 2010
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To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.
Past Tense:

Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.

Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
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a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him
Yo dog, Pete is such a man whore.

Did Pete just stick his head in that girl's vagina?
by Abraham Lincoln1 September 24, 2010
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To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"

"just tell us it now"

"well i just peted myself"
by anonymous12345!!!!! June 29, 2009
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adj: the act of thrust fucking anything that moves with a large enough hole
Did you see that guy Pete?!

Man that guy needs to stop peteing
by herblax11 March 15, 2009
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