"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

wow, that is so petch!

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.