Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 16, 2021

Pessi

the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation

"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."

"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"

by Kevin_K July 31, 2006

Pessi

A finished bottler known for statpadding penalties against farmers

Pessi will go all out today against eibar hoping for some easy penalties before ghosting the next big game

by Eibarman June 30, 2021

Pessi

a poat who needs his penalties from giovanni infantino or he retires

Pessi: give me penalty pls
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*

*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*

by Chiknbiscuit October 15, 2023

Pessi

nickname of an Argentinian fraud who penaltied his way to a world cup trophy

fifa loves pessi so much they gave him 5 pens in a row

by fearless700 December 24, 2022

Pessi

Tapin merchant who only scores penalties

Pessi is a tapin merchant.

by HonestManUFan June 15, 2021

Pessi

Pessi is the word for Lionel Messi used as revenge from Messi's fan. This word is used by hypocrite Penaldo fans when their idol's 1/3 of career goals is from penalty.

When Messi scores a penalty.. Penaldo fans "Haha! Pessi can't score a open play goal Haha". When Ronaldo scores a goal.. They "shut up bro, he is goat 😭😭".

by Not going to tell December 22, 2020