It is a nickname of Lionel Messi as he takes a lot of penalties (more than ronaldo) and misses them and makes his fans think he is the best, this is a nickname made by rival fans to express their anger of barka fans calling ronaldo penaldo
by Nass008 February 06, 2018
The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.
by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021
An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.
by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021
One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.
Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."
Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."
George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."
Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."
George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."
Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
by jajauaua October 05, 2009
Pionel Pessi is a highly overrated football player know for disappearing in big matches, he has been carried by Iniesta and Xavi in his 4 UCL victory, now that they left he can't win anything
by I know football March 05, 2021
by Dave muncher April 30, 2021
A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club
by Sea050789 May 28, 2021

