Urban Dictionary: Pessy

Pessy

abbreviated form of pessimistic, with a hint of the word "pissy"

Tomorrow night's gonna suck. I can already tell.

Wow, someone's a little pessy.

by eric1237 May 06, 2010

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Pessy

Another word for Penis.

Damn I'll suck the soul out his pessy.

by jessie134 June 02, 2017

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Pessy

A mix of passive- aggressive, petty, and messy.

Jessica is fighting with her boyfriend and she's taking her anger out on us. What a pessy bitch

by Hair_Flip January 26, 2018

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Pessi

Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.

by Ayerssx March 17, 2015

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PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!

lionel PESSI for a reason!

by sarcastic Gentleman February 19, 2016

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Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty

by Pessi the botler February 16, 2021

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A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 15, 2021

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