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You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face
I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.
by Lews Therin October 19, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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