Melody: Did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?
Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!
Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!
by Chucky Girl July 07, 2010
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert
Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?
by Mason November 13, 2003
when you drop trow and spread your ass cheeks out as far as they can go, then rip total ass. best done when you apply your ass to their face.
by danny gaylor April 14, 2006
a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. He insists on being the most aggressive lover one's ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. It's name is derived from pervert and travis. It's been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. It will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.
Owe, my pee-hole burns and I think my drugs & beer have been consumed. Why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? I think Pervis showed up while we were asleep.
by jebus cripes December 03, 2009
Jul 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

