pervert

Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.

Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench)
Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.

by vaslav July 15, 2005

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Pervert

An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.

Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

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perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.

lisa became so disgusted with the pathetic perverts online that she now blocks them on contact.

by lisa d December 6, 2006

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A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

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Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.

John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 14, 2007

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