This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-
Guy 2: Sweet!
Guy 2: Sweet!
by Man from Monty February 28, 2010
A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
Perverse family invited you to their haunted house 🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘
by Bullfinch666 December 24, 2021
Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
by wingwax August 11, 2009
a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.
Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?
by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009
The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
by Paragon98X January 1, 2022
An introvert term describing the perceived perversive nature of extroverts, and the way they taint societal norms through the lense of extroversion.
Every time I go to one of Chad's parties I feel the taint of extroversion perversion.
Your boyfriend is an extroversion perversion, may God have mercy on his soul!
Your boyfriend is an extroversion perversion, may God have mercy on his soul!
by HereticalMind April 3, 2023