Aftershave, typically the overpowering variety worn by fifteen and sixteen year old boys in the vain attempt to impress girls and convince them they are real men and a force to be reckoned with.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.