The act of having a person of Peruvian decent poop into your eyeball whilst playing the pan-flute. The receiver Ideally reaching climax as the the last bit of light is snuffed out by the turd.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A variation of the Peruvian Sunrise, it is the act of shaving your pubic hair while being fingered in the asshole by someone who is shaving their own asshair.