Mom: OMG you got a Perteeth!
You: a Perteeth?
Mom: Yes a Perteeth
You: When i have a Perteeth ummm.. i think it will Fall
Mom: don't be silly Son,
You: Yes it's true Slime Head!!
Mom: you're Grounded for insaulting Me!
You: Whaet NOO!!
You: i was joking i promise
Mom i know you're Lying!
Mom: that's it, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE SMALL HUMEN!

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub