An especially perky and perfectly-shaped set of breasts. Usually smaller in size, but far superior in quality.
Kelly has got a great body and a pert rack.
I'm not a fan of huge hanging boobs, I'd prefer a nice, pert rack.
I'm not a fan of huge hanging boobs, I'd prefer a nice, pert rack.
by jquizzleum January 28, 2008
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I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
by Badturns July 13, 2010
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by jaynation December 29, 2009
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by ORMMER November 05, 2010
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An X-pert is a reference to a disc jockey from the wedding industry that handles himself in both a fun and professional way
by Kidd Kahunna March 15, 2011
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To say something perposterous.
"'Ey mama, you take us to the mall?"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"
by Eat 'Em Up February 09, 2007
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by Clungefest June 29, 2006
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