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About 6' 2" Born on March 28, 1991 originally from Plattsmouth Nebraska. Enjoys wrestling, ice hockey, compulsive lying, and disrespecting church property. Reeks of douche. Talks like a gorilla with a learning disability. Also partakes in having sex while his roommate is in the room.
by 52fuckyduckys April 11, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018