The lead guitarist for Aerosmith. Known for playing guitar solos behind his back, usage of the slide guitar, and beating his guitar with his shirt. He is cooler than thou, has long black hair, and plays guitar very freestyle, yet is a highly skilled and respected musician. He provides backup vocals to Aerosmith and even sings lead vocals sometimes. In the 1970s, he and Steven Tyler were known as the Toxic Twins for their legendary drug abuse. Today, he is sober and spends his time making music and enjoying life with his family.
Damn, I wish I could be like Joe Perry. Making millions of dollars playing guitar and attracting all the ladies.
by acb April 30, 2007
Guitarist in the post-hardcore band Pierce the Veil, they dubbed the name Mexicore to describe their music style in the beginning of their career.
Loves turtles and Star Wars and has tattoos of both. Neck to foot tattooed but rocks it well.
An amazing guy who only deserves the best.
Currently head over heals for Erin Aschow. 🐒❤🐢
Loves turtles and Star Wars and has tattoos of both. Neck to foot tattooed but rocks it well.
An amazing guy who only deserves the best.
Currently head over heals for Erin Aschow. 🐒❤🐢
by monkeyoftheyear January 05, 2015
a chad who only wears sweat pants and the same hoodie everyday. doesn’t wear deodorant and smells bad. has no emotion and is thicc af. total beta male.
by deeeznuts69 January 07, 2020
tony perry is a sexican that is in a band called pierce the veil, he is my hero and i'm in love with him. his tattoos are life!
by K Beth April 06, 2016
He is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who they say doesn't do much but is actually a secret agent for major Monogram and his arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
by topaz6 April 18, 2010
Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay
hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say
grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!
hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say
grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!
by platypussy_licker May 03, 2019
The Republican gouvenour of Texas and a candidate for the Republican nomination for the presidential election in 2012.
He believes that you can pray away forest fires and calls the recession a punishment from God. According to him, the problems facing America and the state of Texas are to great to be solved by humans, so he got 30.000 people together in a big sports stadium to pray for the future...instead of, you know, doing something about the issues.
The next few days, the Dow Jones plummeted. God must really hate Rick Perry.
Executions give him a big ol' boner. 234 on them since he's been govenour.
Of course, he is a against abortion and homosexuality for no other reason than "Jesus said it's wrong". He's against social security aswell, calling it an "illegal Ponzi scheme".
In most Western countries, nobody would take this idiot seriously and would probably be labeled a fascist, but in America he is a serious candidate for the Rep. nomination for presidency. Thank you, Fox News and stupid people. Thank you.
He believes that you can pray away forest fires and calls the recession a punishment from God. According to him, the problems facing America and the state of Texas are to great to be solved by humans, so he got 30.000 people together in a big sports stadium to pray for the future...instead of, you know, doing something about the issues.
The next few days, the Dow Jones plummeted. God must really hate Rick Perry.
Executions give him a big ol' boner. 234 on them since he's been govenour.
Of course, he is a against abortion and homosexuality for no other reason than "Jesus said it's wrong". He's against social security aswell, calling it an "illegal Ponzi scheme".
In most Western countries, nobody would take this idiot seriously and would probably be labeled a fascist, but in America he is a serious candidate for the Rep. nomination for presidency. Thank you, Fox News and stupid people. Thank you.
by kabu3000 October 19, 2011

