A Perrie is a rare creature to find. She can be very annoying, But loves everyone. She's beautiful, with ocean blue eyes. She easily gets boyfriends and is the best friend to have. Get yourself a Perrie in your life.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The most special type of person you will ever find. She is feisty beyond belief but loves unconditionally. She is be the first to argue with you and the first to argue for you. She learns quickly and will soon be teaching you tricks in your own game! She has the brightest smile and warmest heart. She's is beautiful inside and out.

Manliest man of all men. All other men look up to him.

That is all.

Proper geeza, probably fucked your girl but you’ll never know. Perrie is a rare but cheerful young man with a unique personality and aura like no other. BTL