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Did you notice Kaylee throwing down that epic cockblock on you?

Yeah, she's been acting like a perpetute since I tobagganed her and never called back.
by DooberPizzle March 26, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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