"Dude, is that your nob?" "No, it's my pernis."

A kid in my class is a water slapper

Nick: Did you see that girls ass???
Luke: Yeah she must be a Perni!!!

Redneck 1: Shoot, you know what I gots from that there store of mine? I gots me a pernis in one o' dem fancy boxes.

Redneck 2: no darn way, can i borrow that there fancy pernis? Mines done broke.

man cody has suck a big pernis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

Dude why are you staring at that fish so intently? Do you have pernis?