....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A word used after a statement to emphasise its finality, usually used to sound more savage

The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.

Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.

1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence

Blood.
Tampons.
Maxi pads.
War flashbacks.