by AnUnCoolGirl August 31, 2014
A bloody horrific mess that descends from the female of the human species once a month, Side effects include extreme bitchiness , violent outbursts , occasional discovery of bloody pads whilst cleaning ones teeth in the morning, an unpleasant fish market smell rising from the females genitals and in extreme cases has led to the male of the species receiving a mouth full of blood during the act of oral sex.
All humans should stay a safe distance from the woman until the period has passed and she returns to her normal level of bitchiness.
All humans should stay a safe distance from the woman until the period has passed and she returns to her normal level of bitchiness.
My girlfriend was on her Period and forgot to tell me one night , I was rather drunk and so failed to notice the smell of a fish market coming from her lower regions. As a result I obtained a blood squirt to the mouth while attempting to perform oral sex on her which in turn caused me to yell at her , starting a chain reaction that resulted in a violent outburst rendering me in hospital for one week. The week following the period incident I returned home and she had returned to her normal health. Now I stay with my parents once a month as a precaution.
by destinationanywhere November 12, 2013
1. A punctuation mark at the end of a sentence.
2. A special time of month for a girl in which her womanly parts bleed for up to seven days.
3. The symbol of womanhood.
2. A special time of month for a girl in which her womanly parts bleed for up to seven days.
3. The symbol of womanhood.
1. period ------> .
2. Adriana: Awwwwww I got my period 2 days early!
3. Amy: Mom! I'm finally a woman!
Amy's Mom: That's great honey!
2. Adriana: Awwwwww I got my period 2 days early!
3. Amy: Mom! I'm finally a woman!
Amy's Mom: That's great honey!
by The Friendly Snowman Outside November 23, 2011
by rule 34.9999 July 16, 2017
Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.
by Snowy reflections April 14, 2014
That time of the month when a girl/lady is about to kill anyone who annoys them. I advice you to stay away from anyone with a coochie. WARNING: IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CRIME THAS HAS BEEN DONE AFTER YOU ATTEMPTED TO ANNOY A GIRL ON HER PERIOD. FOR HELP AND PROTECTION BUY CHOCOLATE
Girl: hey can you pass me the controller
Boy: *throws it across the room as a joke*
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE ARE DONE DONT EVER TALK TO ME IN YOUR LIFE ASSHOLE
Boy: jeeeeeez calm down are you on your period or something
Boy: *throws it across the room as a joke*
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE ARE DONE DONT EVER TALK TO ME IN YOUR LIFE ASSHOLE
Boy: jeeeeeez calm down are you on your period or something
by Help I’m still running November 09, 2019
The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.
OR
The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
OR
The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"
OR
This is a period. This is a new sentence.
Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"
OR
This is a period. This is a new sentence.
Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
by mike&ikes August 23, 2009