The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
by brawadis December 08, 2019
How Donald Trump describes himself after taking a wholly untested, unproven, unapproved drug for COVID-19.
by Monkey's Dad October 07, 2020
Is there a word, an online friend queried, for that experience of knowing the perfect meme to fit an occasion, but being unable to find it? There is now. In the vein of the word "riposte," in the spirit of "es·prit de l'es·ca·lier" (a repartee thought of too late, on the way home), we bring you "la meme de perfection, mais perdue": that moment when you know the meme you want...you just can't find the meme you want. This sentence is intended to be used as an exclamation, for emphasis.
"My friend posted the most ridiculous article about Trump the other day, but I can't find the meme I want to reply with! La meme de perfection, mais perdue!"
by CBronte November 24, 2020
A tall guy usually named Ben. Very funny but is also the sweetest guy you’ll ever know. Probably the best person in the world..
“If you’re a maverick then you can suck a dick, also my name is Ben”
“You’re more perfection than perfection”
“You’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019
A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019
by big steppa June 01, 2021