The Perfect Pull Up is when one male( usually naked) does a traditional pull up while another male (also naked) , facing towards them, does a pull up simultaneously while wrapping their legs around person #1 . This novelty gay sex act is a source of pleasure and exercise.

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.