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A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.
The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota
The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota
by Sota507 September 29, 2010
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.
This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.
This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.
Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?
by TheDragonfly January 21, 2011