the most annoying group of friends ever. they think they are so relevant but literally nobody likes them. they wear clout goggles to school and say words such as “obvi” and think they are cool. they snuggle with their boyfriends and post it all over snapchat and they think it’s so cool like honestly nobody cares.

a long pepperoni stick that you buy at the till at gas stations

Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already

A smoothy containing bananas, wheat germ, brewer's yeast, molasses, and yogurt that was popularized in the Seattle area during the 1970s.

When you are connected to slow Wifi, but can also be used when the Wifi signal is shite.

The act of drinking Dr. Pepper.

A pep rally is to have sex with someone. It is a common use of slang in mississauga, ontario.