A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio
LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"
by SnakebiteWarrior December 05, 2013
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A word used to describe someone that likes penis but is a total nerd.
Me: You're a freaking penoid bruh. Other dude: F U!!!! I h8 u noob!
by Beans R Us December 09, 2019
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A general insult implying the receiving party is a useless tool and a low-life. Usually hurled at males.

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Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.

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PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.
"Did you hear that?"
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."

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"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."
by Alfred E. Neuman Jr July 07, 2008
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Rubber flexible tap extension to aid sink rinsing
Wife to husband- This new longer penoid is great for cleaning your football boots"
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