Penny is the most amazingly, perfect girl, ever. She's caring, kind and super pretty. She's one of those people that are really likeable and nice to everyone, but will be pretty sarcastic to those she's more comfortable with. Everything about her is just so beautiful and incredibly perfect. Everyone wants to be her, or be with her. If you know someone called Penny, you're a very lucky person. She's suuuper pretty and is really adorable (and if she has freckles, that probably makes her even cuter).

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

One of the most beautiful and perfect girl in the world. She's beautiful, lucky and everyone wants to be with her. She's gorgeous on the inside and outside and all of the guys go nuts when they see her.

A girl whom is defined as being the most amazing in the world.

A beautiful woman that can be shy, but only to those she like. She can get angry and defensive at times, but is kind - hearted when you get right down to it. Extremely strong, fast, and can be untraceable once you take your eyes off her, if you even can. She likes to be alone, unless with the one she's with, because then, she will never let go.

From the Greek root Penelope, (meaning Weaver)from "pene". Mythology: Penelope, wife of Odysseus, fended off suitors by weaving during the day and unraveling at night a tapestry she said had to be completed before she would wed another husband. The name has come to signify a loyal, capable, and clever woman. The name is also possibly derived from the Greek name "penelops" for a kind of duck that was said to have rescued and nurtured Penelope when she was exposed to die as an infant.
Penelope has 8 variant forms: Pen, Penelopa, Penina, Penna, Pennelope, Penney, Pennie and Penny.

Something inflation renders irrelevant.