A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya
Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya
Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 12, 2011
When you or a lover insert gravel into the anus then ram it hard with a large black rubber dildo at speed
While sweeping gravel off the driveway we decided to recycle said gravel by enjoying a Pennsylvania pothole.
by Penn hard March 08, 2021
When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk
Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”
Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”
Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”
Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”
Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”
Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”
Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”
When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk
Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”
Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”
Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”
Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”
Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”
Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”
Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”
When maple syrup is used as lubricant for anal sex. Can also be used in oral sex to make it tastier.
by Smallie Bigs June 22, 2012
When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.
"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT
by Jayyyyme October 16, 2010
When you fail at shotgunning a beer and end up taking small sips out of the punched hole.
Must take 3 minutes or longer to complete.
Must take 3 minutes or longer to complete.
Dude did you see Razz try to shotgun that beer? It was such a fail it was almost Pennsylvania style!
by Lumberjacker11 May 08, 2018